My Friends of Goodness!

Amanda: I've probably known you the least time out of everyone! Poor you, I scare the shit out of you...probably all the time. You're all quiet and devious. I like that! I'll get to know you better soon, and that will be accomplished by annoying the hell out of you during French class. Yays.

Aubrey: Well, I've known you for about a year now, and you're uber awesome. You're too much of a wuss to kill yourself! Aw, never do that anyway. I'm just mean. *slap slap* Oh well. I still say you're drunk! Or just don't hang upside down for over ten minutes...that works too.

Christina: Yay, you're on the list. I donno. But we have so much fun in our study halls! When we're both there not making up tests or some shit. What about band? w00t, we get to be 1st flutes next year! I'm gonna suck. As long as the stupid Freshmen aren't better! Oh, you're dog rules all. Go Charlie boy!

Elizabeth: Heh, we've had a lot of interesting times. You and that poor neglected lizard. It's gonna kill you one day in your sleep. Oh well. Venture crew, the times I went was fun. Yorkers...heh...yeah. Oh well!

Kaitlin

Well, the one on the left. Poor O~chan looks like she's on crack.

Kaitlin: Yep, your plant...it's dead! And still sitting right here. Next to the chewing rabbit. Anyway, without you, I would not know the greatness that is manga. And them Halo parties. What would I be doing without you? Probably sitting here still!

Katharine: Heh, it's Dotty! Sad that I remember that. I laugh at your dead cat! Um, well, skiing is fun with you! You haven't lost your ski this year! Yay. Oh well. Ian's always gonna be a little kid to us...hopefully he stops smelling my hair.

Kristen: Hi. You make the coolest squeaky noise. Ever. Poking you is fun! You also have a very comfortable shoulder as well. Anyway, I never get to talk to you. It's so sad! Maybe more at meetings...lol...

Lauren: Hey, you have to be my oldest friend. Ever. Do you remember me!? God, we gotta hang out more. I'll stow away on a plane to Texas, and I'll live under your bed. Just don't forget to feed me, or I'll end up like one of those neglected fish you used to have when we were kids. Minus the water.

Mikki: You'll always be my first daughter, lol. White Race! Anyway, we've had tons of great times together...like Homecomming! Bon Bon! And them Pink Fuzzy Bunnies. I'll never forget our Saturdays! You probably will. Oh well. I'm gonna nail yo ass!

Orenda: Lol, it's you! I've known you for quite a while...kinda. Look, it's my father, cause I have one! He's alive! Yep, anyway, one day you'll be a dictator. And we'll all have to bow down to your lovely craziness. And milk the cows. Even though they suck!

Charlie: Well, you're a very interesting kid, lol. Wanna go see the wrestlers? Heh, I can't believe that you're leaving. I'm gonna miss you tons kid. Don't die! Really. You do a L337 impression of Meatwad. Later Otaku~chan.

Chris: Heh, hello Mr. White. So many good times. And tons of weird shit! "That's like saying Crabs is better than Herpes." I donno why I remember that. And the dead baby jokes. I'm so glad I met you! Oh well. Just wait until September!

Christian: You should come back to crappy Owego! Elmira sucks. Eh, anyway, you're a crazy awesome kid. Chrissy! You're really gonna kill me one day for saying that. Like in homeroom last year...good, weird times. We gotta hang out sometime.

Dan: Aw, you're here. Pink Fuzzy Bunnies! Yep, the expression on your face when I said that was priceless. Anyway, you pwnz0r everyone at the DDR. And one day I'll get an AA on Tsugaru on heavy! Just remember next time when you put something in your blog, use my real name, cause I hate the name "Elsie".

Josh: Look, it's Joshie! Yep, you're a great kid....threatening me...picking on me...and shooting paper at me through a straw! That was the best! And my hot naked girlfriend. Greek Peak will never be the same. Oh well, as long as we just gracefully fall, everything will be ok.You're L337 without your glasses!

Keith: Aw, my little brother. It sucks that I can't poke you until I'm 15. Anyway, we've had good times...I think. Paintballing was awesome...I'm glad you're related to Kaitlin!I hope yon lizard lives, I won't eat it, don't worry. Oh, thanks for the the "fwip". Without you, we wouldn't have that word, or that really creepy memory.